Stop being so serious...

Loosen up. It just makes you more attractive.

Grey she-cat: Stop being so serious! It makes you more attractive. 
Black she-cat: ... You're drunk. Again.
Grey she-cat: No I'm not. I've only drank alcohol once. That night I slept on you.
Black she-cat: Still, you're luck no one is here to see you. You're embarrassing.
Grey she-cat: Awwww. Did I embarrass my nightmare? Hmmm?
Black she-cat: Please stop. Really, you're embarrassing me.
Grey she-cat: Suck it up, my dear. I like you and you know it.
Black she-cat: I do. It's still embarrassing. 

More evil crack shipping! Why is this fun?

The grey she-cat (c) Me
The black she-cat (c) My friend